“Happy Mother’s Day! I filled this diaper just for you!”
Mother’s Day is, I feel, the equivalent of Valentine’s Day. Another one of those ‘manufactured holidays’ hyped by card companies to generate revenue. And also, I need to chime in on that Time cover too. Just like everyone else! I know you want to read all about it. Seriously. You do.
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Formula, boobs, whatever… just as long as it’s in my tummy!
Breasts, such a tricky subject to dive in to. So let’s get at it.
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Recently V started something new.
Pointing at my chest, more like poking me in the breasts (gawd, I hate writing ‘breast’, makes me feel like I am a guidance counselor and have a group of teens giggling at me)…anyways, he pokes me in the ‘breasts’ and exclaims ‘Mumma!’. And then he pulls my shirt out and takes a peek down it. And after he’s done that, he looks up at me and grins in the hugest way…
My first reaction? Laughter… Because FOR REAL, how else do you react to something like that?!
That is followed by… ummm…not sure what…blank? Awkward grin? A wtf face?
One of those….
It WAS rather funny. And now it’s moved into a pattern of, say, all the time. Which I guess, in hindsight, is not really a pattern at all. More of a regular event. A daily event actually.
Hm.
As are the other things, and you parents of boys know exactly what I mean. And I can sum it all up with the phrase “It starts early and never ends”. And I mean it. And then, for you non-boy parents, I will throw in the phrase ‘bits’, ‘adjusting’ and ”touching’. Is it clear? Have you ever met a man? Talked with one? Perhaps lived with one?
Then it’s clear…
It is the beginning of man. With each day passing, I understand my husband of almost 5 years just a little bit more. Watching a baby grow into a toddler and into a boy and then into a man…. well it’s basically the evolution of ‘man’ itself.
The breast obsession/hype, followed by the penis obsession.
Oh son of mine, you will not read this for many, many a year. Thank you for the inspiration…
(and stop poking my breasts like that!)
xoxo a.m.
One Lovely Atlantic Mama and family 